Fast food fans: behold the Eatensil! reports that UK take away & fast food home-delivery website is approaching manufacturers to produce the Eatensil, the Swiss Army knife of cutlery for fast and take way food fans. As you can see, the Eatensil includes a pizza cutter, wooden chip fork, chopsticks, bottle opener, fork, knife and spoon.

This all looks a bit weird to me – apparently, the Eatensil was constructed after it was discovered that most British people felt take aways tasted better if consumed with the correct cutlery. Personally, I don’t think I’d like to eat lunch using a fork or spoon that’s as big as the container my food came in. Mind you, the pizza cutter would be great for self defence, or for threatening restaurant staff when your order’s taking just a bit too long.

Would you use an Eatensil?